Having you there is the whole point. Genuinely. But enough of you have asked that it started to feel silly not to say something.
We have lived together for almost seven years, which means our kitchen hit capacity somewhere around year three. Our engagement party generously took care of the rest. We are, and we cannot stress this enough, completely sorted for Le Creuset.
So if you would like to give us something, what we would really love is a hand with what comes next.
How this works: the giving happens on our registry, EasyRegistry, not on this page. Every gift below, and every button, opens it in a new tab, with our names at the top, and you can pay by card or by PayID. It tells us who gave what, so we know who to thank.
Sri Lanka five things
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A night on the clifftop at Cape Weligama Villas, pools, and the entire Indian Ocean. $400
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A night on the beach at Pasikuda Five of these, and no plans for any of them. $350
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Two nights up in the tea hills at Ella Cold mornings, green everywhere, no beach in sight. $300
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Sundowners on the sand, every night for eleven days Barefoot, mildly sunburnt, extremely happy. $150
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The tuk tuk Doug is convinced he can drive Millie has expressed concerns. $120
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The house three things
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The art fund: one enormous red print to fight the couch The couch made a bold choice. The wall should answer it. $200
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The barbecue we have been discussing for some time Discussed at length. Never purchased. $300
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A lamp, so we can find the soda water at night The big light has to go. $120
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Whoever comes next four things
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A very small pair of shoes Impractical. Non-negotiable. $150
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Their first DJ set Starting the training early. $250
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A year of Claude, so they can do their own homework We are told this is simply what parenting looks like now. $300
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The pram fund The one genuinely sensible thing on this list. $400
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Non-refundable in the event that Doug is shooting blanks.
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Purely for us 🤷 four things
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Geoff's retirement fund He is a senior gentleman and has contributed nothing. $200
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Millie finally finishing her reformer pilates instructor course Half finished. Fully intended. $500
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Doug's vinyl collection, which he insists is an investment It is not an investment. $400
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Soda water, which we can now see in the dark We drink an unreasonable amount of it. $12
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The Nigerian prince, who needs only a few hundred to unlock his millions. He assures us it is a sure thing.
There is also a wishing well at The Terrace on the night, if you would rather do it the old fashioned way.
However you decide to do it, thank you. We will think of you when we get there.
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Sri Lanka photographs via Wikimedia Commons, cropped: Secret Beach Mirissa by ShakiAbey, CC BY-SA 4.0; Beauty of Pasikuda beach by Deshan98, CC BY-SA 4.0; Haputale, Sri Lanka, Tea plantations in fog 3 by Vyacheslav Argenberg, CC BY 4.0; Sunset, Pasikudah beach, Sri Lanka by Anuradha Dullewe Wijeyeratne, CC BY-SA 4.0; Tuk-Tuk, Pussellawa by Antony Stanley, CC BY-SA 2.0.